Don't even ask.

Me: I'mma lick yo dog.
Brad: I don't have a dog...
Me: Irrelevant!
Brad: Completely relevant!
Me: Completely elephant...
Brad: Irrelephant!
Me: Benevolent!
Brad: Malevolent!
Me: Maleficarum?
Brad: Malefic.
Me: Male model...
Brad: Mailed model.
Me: Model train.
Brad: Anal train wreck.
Me: ...Well. Shit.